Turkey Day is nigh upon us with the consuming of mass quantities and thoughts of football…and pie. And when you and the family finally shake off the turkey induced coma, you may be inclined to hop in the old family roadster and head out for a little Black Friday fun (or as I like to call it…”The Purge”).
A modern day “right of passage” wherein those of us armed with pepper spray and a sound cardio regimen will swoop down upon our local merchants with great and furious vengeance; hell bent on buying everything we can get our hands on for 30% off!
But I say- why risk being emasculated by a 50 year old housewife over an arm load of toaster ovens, when you can belly up to the old computer and knock out the whole Christmas shopping “experience” from the safety of your den?
Who needs the headache? Not me! And for goodness sake! We’re already sending the mailman by your house on a daily basis! Let’s put him to work and get your shopping done now.
But with so much to choose from, where does one begin? I’m so glad you asked.
Here are some great ideas for holiday gifts from Lawnmowerpros.com.
Cuz, baby needs a new pair of shoes.
FILE THIS ONE UNDER “HANDY”
If your “Saw Dog“ likes to keep the fireplace well stoked, he’ll love a set of hand files for his chainsaw chain from Lawnmowerpros.com. We offer an entire selection of these great little stocking stuffers for a great price. Flat files, round files, depth gauges and file handles…we’ve got them all!
Don’t take my word for it! Check em out here.
WRAP IT UP!
While we’re talking about chainsaws, one way to make sure that your saw and accessories are wrapped up and ready to go is with a rugged, chainsaw case. Lawnmowerpros.com has got em and they need a good home.
Take a look at our selection of assorted hard and soft cases by clicking here.
OR WE CAN GO OLD SCHOOL
Who needs gasoline when you got the Amish in ya? Husqvarna offers a tidy selection of choppers for all occasions: wood cutting, chasing co-ed’s, disagreements with the undead…and Lawnmowerpros.com is the place to get ’em all.
SO FRESH-SO CLEAN
“Dirts causes troubles!” And nothing say’s “Dang it!” like dirts in small places. Everyone likes clean tools, clean parts, clean stuff. And there’s no better way to keep those nooks and crannys shinin’ like Granny’s than with the GS107543 Ultrasonic Bath from sonic bath from Hornady.
If your home helper works on equipment, this is a must have! Good for cleaning firearms and jewelry too!
GET A GRIP!
Shoveling snow, cutting fire wood, outdoor work or just horsing around in the snow with the kids… keep your hands warm and injury free with a pair of Echo Chainsaw gloves. Click the links below for your size in these rugged, stylish accessories.
For anyone serious about comfort and safety, its Echo all the way.
ITS PRETTY CLEAR TO SEE…
Eye safety. We don’t mess around with it, and here at Lawnmowerpros.com, you’ll find the best safety glasses in the industry. Rugged and affordable, with lots of styles to choose from. And if you’re a superhero, you’re gonna look super cool when you’re kicking the mess out of Major Destrukto! That guy comes out of his lair and thinks he can just run around poking people in the eye? Try it now, pal!
Click here to “see” them all.
THE ANSWER MY FRIEND, IS BLOWING IN THE WIND
Ain’t fall grand? Sure it is! What with all those beautiful, colorful leaves…falling all over your driveway. And your lawn. And your patio. A broom and a rake? Are you kidding me? With an Echo leaf blower, the answer to your troubles are a rope pull away.
Rugged. Reliable. Reputable. Wanna talk about warranty? How about 5 years residential. With a reduced effort starting system standard and all the CC’s you need to move leaves, twigs and even snow- Echo has it all! And starting at $169.99… Buddy, why haven’t you ordered one already?
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BIG THINGS DO COME IN SMALL PACKAGES
The snow’s on the ground and the last thing you want is a stubborn snow thrower. Why can’t anything be easy?
You asked for it, you got it.
The WORX WG650 18″ ELECTRIC SNOW BLOWER is the guy for you. High performance 13 amp motor, 30 foot max disbursement, 3 position adjustable handle, over sized chute adjusters for easy use with winter gloves, 180 degree chute rotation and a collapsible fold-able handle for compact off-season storage. Its light, easy to use and it’s safety orange housing keeps you safe when you’re snow throwing at night. I made that part up. Want it done quick?
**WHILE SUPPLIES LAST**
This little guy will have you back inside in no time!
And since were talking snow maintenance, consider a spreader to get the salty stuff on the frozen stuff!
These guys will get the snow melt out there where it can do the most good. With adjustments for drop rate and an even, uniform spread with no blockage, spreaders like the Prizelawn CBR4-IM 70 lb Commercial Broadcast Spreader will keep you on your feet instead of on your back. Don’t give your neighbors a reason to cackle! Get your spreader from Lawnmowerpros.com now.
CUTTING IN STYLE
These things are bad to the bone. They fit on most back and front Lawn Tractor wheels, they come with 5 customizable color accents, durable chrome finish, they will never rust and they’re pressure washer safe. Pimp yo’ ride in 6″, 8″, 10″ and 12″.
Be a lawnmower playa with Lawnmowerpros.com!
DON’T FORGET THE STOCKING STUFFERS!
Lawnmowerpros.com offer a complete assortment of lawn and garden equipment tools and accessories to fill those stockings with glad tiding!
It’s light, affordable and essential for those do-it-yourselfers who prefer keeping maintenance in the home. Keep your blade balanced with Oregon and Lawnmowerpros.com.
For an even, virtually flawless edge on your lawnmower blade, its the Oregon blade sharpener. Just install it into your hand drill and get on it! I have this and it works!
This is the ideal gift for those two cycle enthusiasts who like doing their own repairs. Practical, effective and a great gift for someone with big, old Grandpa fingers! Get em now-they’re going fast!
Stop wrestling with that danged oil filter. Remove and install in seconds with this bad boy from Stens. Lawnmowerpros.com has em. A great stocking stuffer!
Tipping your mower over to change the oil not working for you? We get it. So eliminate the lifting and the mess with a Genuine Briggs and Stratton hand extraction pump system. Oil changing just became as simple as airing up your bike tire.
There you have it kids. Some great gift ideas for your special lawn care loved one.
Get em soon while supplies last and allow for shipping. Christmas is nigh upon us, so don’t wait. ORDER NOW!! HA HAAAAAAAA!
This is Bill, saying happy holidays from all of us here at